Ever been caught off-guard by the peculiar ways people pronounce words like 'iron' or stumbled across a regional expression that sounded utterly foreign? We certainly have, and we can't wait to share the tales of linguistic mix-ups and the unexpected charm they add to our daily banter. From adopting 'y'all' to fit in with the locals to the mirroring dance of greetings, we take you on a tour of language's oddities that silently but surely knit the fabric of our social interactions.
Now, let's talk about life's little stresses—the ones that seem trivial yet somehow manage to consume our day. Ever felt the triumph of scoring a Bissell carpet cleaner on sale, only to find yourself battling the aftermath of a marshmallow explosion? In this episode, we swap stories of domestic bliss and blunders, from the quest for a perpetually clean abode to the sticky situations that ensue when chores are left in limbo. And yes, we even chat about those early parenting trials, like the hilarity that ensues when toddlers mimic their toilet-training heroes.
Wrapping up this rollercoaster of an episode, we get down to the nitty-gritty of cohabitation peeves and those cringeworthy moments that have us both laughing and facepalming in equal measure. Remember the time when sorting laundry became an unintended comedy sketch? We're laying it all out there, alongside some heartfelt thanks for the shiny new mics heading our way. So, whether you're here for the giggles or in need of a virtual pat on the back, we've got a spot saved for you at our table.
Thanks for joining us! Can’t wait to see you next week 😊
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Ever been caught off-guard by the peculiar ways people pronounce words like 'iron' or stumbled across a regional expression that sounded utterly foreign? We certainly have, and we can't wait to share the tales of linguistic mix-ups and the unexpected charm they add to our daily banter. From adopting 'y'all' to fit in with the locals to the mirroring dance of greetings, we take you on a tour of language's oddities that silently but surely knit the fabric of our social interactions.
Now, let's talk about life's little stresses—the ones that seem trivial yet somehow manage to consume our day. Ever felt the triumph of scoring a Bissell carpet cleaner on sale, only to find yourself battling the aftermath of a marshmallow explosion? In this episode, we swap stories of domestic bliss and blunders, from the quest for a perpetually clean abode to the sticky situations that ensue when chores are left in limbo. And yes, we even chat about those early parenting trials, like the hilarity that ensues when toddlers mimic their toilet-training heroes.
Wrapping up this rollercoaster of an episode, we get down to the nitty-gritty of cohabitation peeves and those cringeworthy moments that have us both laughing and facepalming in equal measure. Remember the time when sorting laundry became an unintended comedy sketch? We're laying it all out there, alongside some heartfelt thanks for the shiny new mics heading our way. So, whether you're here for the giggles or in need of a virtual pat on the back, we've got a spot saved for you at our table.
Thanks for joining us! Can’t wait to see you next week 😊
Keep up with us on social media -
Instagram: @MILFsNightInPod
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YouTube: @MILFsNightInPod
And as always, you’re doing great, mama ❤️
All right, hello, mills and Dibs. Welcome to the Mills Nighting podcast. I'm Rebecca, I'm Hannah and today we are on episode two. Yeah, I get it. Episode two so fun.
Speaker 1:That's not at all what I was gonna say right then, but I don't know what the hell was about to come out of my mouth if it wasn't that. So, um, I think today we're talking about a couple of different things, I guess, talking about what we say, how we say things, how we like how to like having you pronounce things Right, like when you say something and when I say something, like here's something that happens a lot. We're at work, we're at work, we greet everybody and everybody greets everybody, and then we me specifically, I get to come back and the whole store saying it again the same exact way that I said it. Do you know what I'm saying? Like how we pronounce things differently, or how we say things differently, like in a sentence, when you say you all, you say you all, or like everybody, or something like that, and I'm like y'all, yeah, without me, absolutely 100%, all the way to the rooftop, fucked up. I get out of here Like yeah, so there's a phase like that and I might have like a small list but not like a big one, but I figured. You know we always think about things, you know that just like come to the top of our head. Yeah, so I guess the first one would be iron, iron, iron, iron, iron, when really it spelled the iron, iron, iron, iron, iron, iron, iron, iron, iron, iron, iron, iron, iron, iron, iron, iron, iron, iron, iron, iron, iron, iron, iron, iron, iron, iron, iron, iron, iron. So they gave me exactly like the way that, like the word is iron, like Iron, iron. What the fuck was that? Were you transforming bitch? What the fuck was that? Please do not pee in my kitchen chair, not in my kitchen chair. So no, the reason why I say that is because the word is like brawl and it Sounds a robber. I will like doing the robbery, okay, but what was the brawl? Brawl, and it's hard to say brawl. You are extreme in fucking country. I've been realized. Well, that's like the other day when, um, you said we were at work and and you said you were going to the back to get something and I was like, oh, you're going to the bike and you didn't understand, like you thought I was talking about bike, but that's when I said you go into the bike this way. You asked me. Now I came back up for him. I had no idea. So, pitch, what are you talking? Like you, that's fully. That was going through my head. I was like, yeah, I was saying back, but in line, country speak, you've been in the country. Speak a country statement? Okay, I'm gonna um.
Speaker 1:Another one is Like I had a stroke. Okay, you, you don't know a role, rule, rule, rule, rule. It's literally so. It's up to me. It sounds like I'm saying Like it's a rule and rule that me follow right. Like are you Ellie? Yeah, but it's yeah, like it.
Speaker 1:So she's saying are you are a l rule rule? I need to talk. I have to tell the screener. It's like hey, you know what it is right, you know what that term is right. Like To be in the country, yes, yeah, okay, cool, a lot of people don't know that. Did you know? No, that's really dumb, because I feel like that's that's a moment. Yeah, yeah, also, that's what they're like. I'm at your urban and rural. Yeah, I said about no problem. No problem, I just said it just like yeah, thank you, I just go right. Yeah, you literally almost caused me to have a stroke, but anyway, let's go.
Speaker 1:Oh, oh, yeah, a, l, l and she's saying all and she's saying a w, all, all, all and y'all. You know, someone told me in high school one time that they were told that y'all was Like a cuss word. I'm like I don't see how that that makes absolutely no Fucking sense. You're literally putting together you and all yeah, and also growing up so like I grew up in Hawaii I think I may have mentioned that the first episode I don't remember, but so I wasn't around. Like my dad was country, but at the same time, like I wasn't, never not around him. So like his Country, like he's not super, super country, but his little washington-ness, yeah, um, you know my dad, yeah, is it that I was used to that? And so then, I don't know, he never really said y'all very much. Well, when I would address my parents, I would say you guys, like as a kid I would refer to them together as you guys.
Speaker 1:And then, as soon as we moved here, boom, all of a sudden, and I start saying y'all, yeah, it's a really, really Blueturn. Yet I'm in January, like I say a lot, oh, yeah, but we said that at work at least 10 times or I'm shit even more. I say a lot. Yeah, he is most of the time when someone comes in at this like if I'm not facing in the front like I'm gonna drink, I'm looking at it, right, something like that, um, and I'm not looking at how many people are walking in the store. So I like to hear who says it first, because most of the town they're gonna like acknowledge the fact that they're saying how are you doing today? And that's a single person and like, hey, how are you all doing today, right? Or hey, how are you guys?
Speaker 1:It is like her bill, it's what table about and what can I get y'all to drink? Yeah, it's one of you guys drinking today. Yeah, it is. Yeah, I know what to say. It's so like and we, we normally out of them and like three tops, like at least in a four, yeah, yeah, that is never we ever ever be like. I always say we go around patient, around in rotation. Um, probably twice, it will be like a single person, like a single and right. Well, yeah, one person able, yeah, but like, and it events in a while we do get it. Every table is a single, yeah, and she's like just all the man that like the coming. That's what I was about to say at the old time. How do guys say that the fucking table, fucking, what table is 11?
Speaker 1:Once in, and then I realized he wasn't gonna did me raise over. You really gonna, did me, because I like the store that we work at basically so crazy and get the shook out. Yeah, yeah, I don't know any. Now, my bro, that's like a way, fuck, I'll move up a snake, or he was the other day. Oh yeah, you told me that. That's why, excuse me, she looked dead at me.
Speaker 1:It really was like I don't like your earrings and I just got be like oh, okay, well, are you gonna tell me what you want to eat? Or I literally suck. I was like oh well, what are you gonna drink? Basically, I'm just slid to me and I was like and then I like you know you hold the little tatlids, so running it, because you know me, when I wear in snakes, I wear all of them. Yeah, yeah, so I had earrings, necklace and your belly, but just kind of. When I did that, you know I was like, oh, what are you doing, necklace? And then she told me I was like okay, well, what can I get you to eat and like I just like, and now we're gonna get all the snakes and then they're like I want it, yeah, because she has a snake tattoo.
Speaker 1:Crazy, yeah, so like that would have been crazy. Oh, you don't like my earrings. Watch this, I'm gonna put it on the top of another slight. This was probably as far down as it would so it hadn't been a Mary Spar stretch, like it's literally that the spar to labor. Yeah, I was like I hate you right now. Oh my God. Yeah, I was a little there. Yeah, those people are feeling crazy, dude.
Speaker 1:You know, I know we're not done with this right here, but what we said I do at the beginning, how was your week? That's the thing. That's that's. You know what. It was actually going crazy. I don't like to Florida on Monday I don't know if anybody knows what the day of the week is in the biscuit, but you know he went to Florida and do so for Thursday, but like he did his stuff, he got his shit together. You know I got to have basically four days of just me and Genesis and it was really nice. It hasn't been just me and her in a really long time, and so that was honestly quite nice.
Speaker 1:And Will was our man, he kind of just like play with her. We need that, honey. And then he was like fuck off and go to bed. And then like and be me, just and and just was just good. And so, you know, the last day, because she was like where's my dad? I'm on the edge. She was saying every night I was like baby, he's not, he's not come home tonight. Like he, you have a couple, and how I explain time to her right now is we have to go to bed again. Like the sun has to go to sleep two more times. Like three, two more times. That's new. Yeah, like, well, that's what she tells me when we get my pick her up and I've worked five o'clock and I don't get off until like about 40 or something like that. Like you know, sometimes that happens.
Speaker 1:Anyway, I'm like actually do your job Well, is it just still we getting out of there before five and undo what I'm supposed to do? Yeah, well, like my biggest is that I'll just like have the girls get on and they'll do a magnificent job. But if that's any of like the people that are not your regular, just employees on, they want to talk to me about all of it and I get it, but like it's friendly, I'll just you know well anyway, but you got to enjoy your. I was still on the side and I got, I got to spend that time and I enjoyed it.
Speaker 1:But while he was gone, on an ice tent, like spend some time me today because of the lack of that day, I just I don't need. I didn't say I'm going to go out on a day or anything, I just said that I wanted to spend some time without Jessica. And I was like you know, I want to take Jessica to my mom's and like for like two hours or so, like maybe max and us just go do something. We don't have to spend any money. You know, just go to the park and a while downtown, like do things, seattle, do something together. Go walk in the shops, go look around at things. Like we don't have to buy things. I just want to spend time with you. And I was like man, we'll see, bitch. No, no, no, we won't see. And no, we won't fucking do it. Actually I was like I think I'm just going to stop asking. You just spent time with me at this point, like that's just straight up. I was like I'm just going to stop asking.
Speaker 1:And he did a little thought into that, like he just they're a confused face and I'm just like and then the audacity for him today he moved out with like the most aggressive his diasporic man guy, going on like he got live on one, and so obviously we since access morning and like great, thanks so much for sharing, yeah, of course, and go like what thing is, though he was like a lot more into it than he normally is and one that comes this week out, because I was like yeah, no, no, what the fuck do you mean? I guess why, I guess why did this? Where, where did this come from? Where was it last week? Where was it the week before that? Where was it when I was literally crying myself to sleep at night? Where was it? Wasn't there? What'd you have a fucking realization while we were in Florida, like what happened? I was like thank you for acknowledging that and taking care of Period. Okay, yeah, so I was, I'm happy. So your weekend did pretty well. Yeah, it did in pretty well and I had a great time at work. I did almost lose my shit the other day over Just things not being done, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, and I was just like I'm gonna kill some. I might kill some. How are you doing? She was good you laid. Yeah, um, no.
Speaker 1:This week, for me, honestly, was like really stressful. Um, keep doing this at home. Twice, no, just one. Yeah, not for anything bad, though. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I wasn't Well last Monday, so I'm just getting like over sickness. I don't know what the fuck it was, but it wasn't fun. No, I didn't. So I was like down and out for like two weeks still trying to work.
Speaker 1:I'm financially stressed, I'm stressed about school, I'm stressed about Momming in general and then being sick, I wasn't able to like keep the house as clean as I need it to be Right For my sanity, yeah, and so then that stressed me out even more because I'm not getting help cleaning the house and keeping up with chores, dude, shit, which is a whole. We don't get to that later we finish my week, okay. So Because you know, like I would just, I would just appreciate if I would just appreciate some help without having to ask for help. But damn, but it's just a dishwasher Checking this Basically. I mean, this is our menu and taking care of it's the sweeping, the mapping, the cleaning the dust off of our nightstands and shit. There was more, okay, and then all in the box of what lifts everything. I completely understand that. I'm not gonna clean the bathrooms. Continue. I'm sorry, right. So Now, okay, I love when shit is clean and I am a whore for cleaning supplies. Okay, I got a cam and love like I actually was so eating supplies. It's like a bad. Cleaning tools like that type of shit just gets me turned on and I don't know what it is like.
Speaker 1:We went, I, I, I, what the fuck was I about to say? Oh, I researched, I wanted to get a carpet cleaner for, like, I wanted one for a long time, but, like I really got into it, what's? I realized how bad our duck was. The vacuum type thing, yes, or like a thing that has like a scrub brush on it, like what? No, no, not, not that, not the one that's in those super satisfying as videos, love those videos. We got three o'clock in the mirror and I'm watching someone clean a rug, right, I understand. Yeah, I understand. You get deep into it, right, I see one. I got to see like six or seven, pretty much. But so I bought a rug cleaner and it's a Bissell. It's a Bissell Revolution 2x pit something or other, but like that's it's amazing. Okay, it's, yeah.
Speaker 1:So I researched it for a long time. I used it on it when, well, my name is a pet, but it's not as in jitsus, which you guys don't know my name, I'm sorry I used YouTube to like, um, compare different backing or carpet cleaner things and all of that. And so I've researched this shit for like two weeks and I was comparing prices everywhere. And then we went to Ollie's. How do you ever read that? Yes, ollie has had the exact carpet clear that I wanted, for $159, I think, and right of a retail price is like over 200. Yeah, that's fucking nice. Oh wonderful, yeah, wonderful, and it works so well. It is refurbished, but like it works just the same and it's amazing. Just, I'm a whore for some cleaner.
Speaker 1:So back to what I was originally saying. Like I don't, I got way off topic there, okay, so Phoenix likes marshmallows, right, and so we gave him one the other day and he was walking around eating them. That was random because we were actually talking about eating cleaning. So like, yeah, I read a crowd of people like so, okay, I understand, I'm just fair. Pick, yeah, okay. So he has marshmallow in hand, he has sticky fingers, okay. And he goes into our bathroom and, like he sees us use the bathroom and like the other day, he even lifted up the toilet seat and the toilet lid and turned around and like back his little butt up to the toilet. That was so cute. I was like buddy, buddy, like you. Just you're not, you're not getting up for this yet. Just, you can't even fit on the toilet Like his. The middle of his back was touching the way she was. You should be letting him try. Yeah, I'm not too. I'm not trying to get off topic, but this has got to be.
Speaker 1:I watched a video on a lady who, when she had her kid, like her daughter, she would breastfeed her newborn on top of the toilet, but like backwards, right, and so then she would have the toilet lid up and then, once she was breastfeeding because as you feed your baby most of the time, most of the time you feed them, oh, you see the bathroom not too long after then and so she would sit there and then have the baby sat on the toilet and the baby would pee and poop in the toilet, and then every time well, I think she had like a time for me for it like to go for the baby, like she, I guess she figured out like the schedule of her child, basically, and every time the baby would use the bathroom, she would do it over top of the toilet and so, like she kind of just screwed up knowing how to use the toilet. That was as cool as shit. Yeah, so that's what I'm saying Go ahead and do it. I might end up having to do that. Yeah, 100%, because I feel like in the long run, that's going to help you. Yeah, and it probably will. I mean, thomas was going to teach him like how to like pee stand in that and also, with that, you got like a bunch of people in the house that are showing that, because, like, I'm not only like girl and like you got like then, for you know Lily, but she's mostly potty trained. Especially, lily's been potty trained for over a year. So, exactly, exactly, I'm with you. Lily is there. You know what I'm saying. Jessica learning, but she learned from me, right, all of you, right, because I don't know, you know Will, but like they got boy part and then she does go in the bathroom as well. So like, yeah, and I recently started like getting on Allen about like not letting her go in the bathroom with him if he's going to have his you know dick out. Basically Right, because you can't. I had to explain this, okay. So I'm sorry, we're in soft topic.
Speaker 1:When one brother was low, they did like a thing on him, like a, a, a test, and my brother had like told where the on that they're business or psychologist or whatever in the book they were that she, when he was younger, his grandmother, like on his dad's side, would it take shower, was it? I remember you telling me that the water, and so like he'd be in myelty, would like out of love with the gentile area, and so like they send that like scar. You know a little bit as it would imagine, as it should, and so I'm I'm trying to like prevent that, because Jessica's, about the same age as Scotty, was saying that this was happening and cause like Scotty didn't start coming, he didn't come in length with us once he turned two. So I was three, I was four and I was letting much further along in his life and it was a my life got placed with my parents so he had already like kind of grown up a little bit, like used to being able to do whatever the fuck he wanted to do. So that helps us a lot in the new that area. They like, um, yeah, I'm gonna go back, oh, I'm turning down the fucking they quit doing, right, yeah. So we was like taking the bad times away, like for that, like mom is the only one he does bad times now, and most daddy's like sitting on toilet in the bathtub or like sitting without the toilet in the bathtub, like he's allowed to wash her, obviously, but it's just like one of those things where she's already not wash yourself, so she's really independent about the thing.
Speaker 1:So I'm just like you need to quit that. Yeah, are you using the bathroom? Like close your legs? I just thought about something and I'm like no, I should, and everybody has had, I have the. Just go out. And this is warning. Nice, yeah, I was like Nice it was. We were fully naked. Yeah, I mean obviously, I mean you could do it with the show.
Speaker 1:I don't like it. Oh, that's true. I don't like showing my boobs. I sound like the lady who looked me in the mirror After breastfeeding two children. I'm like my titties just ain't tinny in the way they used to. You knew what I mean. But I have had like an obsession because he's just like these nurtured my child. This has like some mommy issues, honestly, oh my God. Okay, back, we have a theory, some. Okay, it's okay, it's okay, this is us Right, we ain't got the foot, foot, at least we go back and and finish, yeah, okay. So where was I?
Speaker 1:So Phoenix likes marshmallows and he's been walking around eating a marshmallow, had his little sticky hands and he went and tried to lift up the toilet seat, which left sticky marshmallow hand residue on the toilet seat. And I know you used the bathroom last time but we got like the soft, not on our measure that we would get a soft, yeah, a cushiony, yeah, that's right, the soft, cushiony toilet is, but anyway. So he lifts it up, doesn't do anything, and I didn't notice anything after that, after he lifted it up. And the only reason I know actually that he lifted it up is because of the residue that was left on the thing. It was there for a fucking week, a week, and I only left it there that long because you want to see, I wanted to see if someone else was going to clean that shit up? No, and I finally got tired of it, because when we use the shower, we'll put our, we'll lay our towels on the toilet because that's closer to the shower so we can just grab it dry off. Well, continuously doing that, then now towel fiber is sticking to the marshmallow hamper and now it's black and exactly and like it just Continue to be there. And so I just finally said fuck it, and I cleaned it myself. But it's like I know, you see that shit.
Speaker 1:And so then I asked Thomas later on that day because I just did this like two days ago he had this marshmallow last week, like what the fuck? And so, anyway, I asked Thomas if he went to the bathroom and if he noticed that I cleaned off the toilet. He's like yeah, and I was like oh, I'm gonna clean it off. And he was like no, I didn't notice it. I'm like okay, well, you did know, you did notice the sticky marshmallow ham residue, right, yeah, I noticed that. Oh, so you still cleaned it, right, like what was what was so hard about that? And like, like you know, yeah, and so I was already extremely stressed out this day and like kind of over the edge also was contributing to my stress is that tomorrow's gonna make one week with no nicotine for me. Yeah, not me, I didn't. I didn't make it to.
Speaker 1:I've been doing good, though I did in the two weeks, or he just kind of stopped. He wants some seeds. It's my hedgehog. We'll have him on an episode on day. Sorry, he didn't want to even acknowledge me the last night. If it's a night that I could see in the movie, you're getting used to my voice. Yeah, sorry, I couldn't see with my glasses on. Now I'm not asleep. What's going through his head is like God damn, I wish you bitches would just shut the fuck up. Oh, I love you. All right, we are now about 15 minutes left.
Speaker 1:Oh, we're gonna continue talking about how our significant others piss us off. Yes, I actually else. Okay, so actually we can really got into that. I agree, we did. It's like transition very well, so everything I would think like Adam also does.
Speaker 1:On he, how do I explain? He does a lot of shit. That pisses me off, honestly, but like, I think it's little shit, but it's also kind of in the same narrative as yours. It's just like look, okay, I'm the one chasing Jessica around. You get up early as shit and nobody else is up except for a roomie, right, and so like the least you could do and because, okay, the cat she messes up in the kitchen a lot and I should pisses me off and it pisses me off for the men in the house to leave it there for me to clean up. That shit pisses me off because it's right and you're already there, I need it up.
Speaker 1:If you see, an artist just said I'm in courtesy, I just picked the shit up and I've said something about it, and like they will lay that de-use effect and they're not, they're cats, they're my cats and they're my cats and I shouldn't have to deal with. Necessarily sandable. But do you have a child in the house as well? Yeah, exactly, so like that, it doesn't matter, it's my cat or not. That shit needs to be gone. And if I get to it and my kids? I had to tell her she can't stand near me when she woke up five minutes ago and she wants me to hold her but I can't because there's shit in the book I can't do. But, um, sorry, they don't clean up at all.
Speaker 1:Like I'm trying to teach this to pick out your toys, right, well, you're done needing to pick them up because she's really got into running right, fuck over them and just right on fucking floor and on stair one and she's gonna not let her fucking teeth out and I don't want that to happen. So I've been trying to teach her to clean up her toys. Sometimes she does not do that, and that's understandable. It's one of those instances where, like, honey, you're tired. Honestly, I could get fuckless about toys or gonna go to bed, you need to go to sleep, you need to go lay down when that point. And that's the reason toys don't get cleaned up, and that happens quite often.
Speaker 1:Like we clean them up during the day if we're in her room, yeah, because she doesn't go to sleep in her room, but, right, they use the downstairs even when Jess is asleep. So like we normally clean up downstairs right away. It's not even mean it's, but like when that happens, I put her bed and all that. I should not have to clean up all her toys. I should not have to clean up all her toys. I should not be doing all of the laundry. And then when you fold the laundry, you only fold your clothes and Jessica's clothes and then don't fold Jessica's clothes the same way they folded in her fucking drawer. Yeah, and it's like the third time we've had this conversation about the laundry.
Speaker 1:I think out of anything like this probably pisses me off the most. Like, why doesn't it look the same? I sit at this one for a reason. I do it this way so I can see the shirt. All I gotta do is okay this in the shirt I want and they're also set in like sections. Like Jessica can wear 3T to like 5T. She's, she's not why I've range of shirts. I know that's a big like quality, but like it goes with, just like the different pants. Like I said earlier, she likes to pick out clothes. Yeah, why the fuck are you folding them sideways and just throwing them in? They're such a man, they're such a man. And then, like, just think of it, such a man, I touch my clothes because he wants to hit me with.
Speaker 1:Well, you like to hang your clothes up a certain way and you also like to fold your clothes a certain way. Excuse me, jackass, I fold your fucking t-shirts the way you like their stuff. I put your shirts up the way you want them and your pants and your, your underwear and your socks. You like them falling to a certain way because you were in military school and you have OCD. So why in the fuck Am I? Am I true? Yes, I'm a cook? Why in the fuck? And I'm making that accommodation for you, right? You can't make that accommodation for me? I have so fucking Lutely Right Round the job. I have so fucking Lutely.
Speaker 1:So now, not only are you rewiring your own personal emotion of how you fold things just to accommodate him, as I do with my man as well, like I just if there's any delfs listening to this like just learn how the fuck we like our shit-fold is. Like it is not that hard, it is not, it is not. It may be whenever you do. We appreciate the fact that you want to fold the clothes and like this is. What also gives me is that he has gotten to the point now where he's just like I'm not going to fold your clothes and I'm like I'm about to suffocate you with this sock shoved down your throat and I'm going to suffocate you with Ben and beat you with a soft rock. Like I'm just I'm like, I'm like I, I. It took you the time to literally pick it up out of this basket and be like that's online and throw it over there and grab another ride like a hop by the stat Right, if it gets to the point where you're like, well, they just like it folded a certain way, or she just likes it folded a certain way, so I'm just not going to do it at all. And then, boom, you just never fold clothes ever again in your fucking life. Oh, I think it's happening. What that's fucking crazy dude.
Speaker 1:And so, like I, just, I just I didn't fold his laundry for like three weeks and wine, randomly one day. All my pants were golden and I was like, and my underwear was on like a pile. He hit me with the one day, like he said I don't know how to put your thumbs up. And I was like, if you done, you just lay here. Well, see, because we had this conversation, I'm kind of I'll lay mine out and like their three point thing, right, and I fold the bottom part that goes up the crack. I fold that part up the fall to the top yeah, to the top of the tripe. That one, yeah, to the top of the tripe. All the thong. Sorry, if you need an actual representation, go look it up, yeah, so I followed the thong up to the top of the triangle piece and then I fold it once again and then I pulled that in and I'm ball it up and wrap the two side strings around that. Are you going to kill me? Hey, you know you'll be good straight there. I swear to God. She used to learn how to pee.
Speaker 1:Before we do any of this, let's hear from you all what is one of your biggest pet peeves that your significant other does. I'm curious. Could be any other share a lot of the same pet peeves when it comes to men? So let's hear it. Leave a comment down below something that your man does to piss you off, or your woman if you're a Delf watch on this. We're right in behind on time. So when she gets back, we're going to head into the what the fuck segment whenever she gets back. I think I did a fan bastard job. I'm sorry At pissing, at pissing. Yeah, I made it. Okay. Well, we're running behind a little bit, so I think we should go ahead and get into our what the fuck segment. Okay, before we end in about 10-ish minutes, because we're going to continue to get off topic of this as well. So today's what the fuck segment or this week's what the fuck segment is going to be the cringiest thing you've ever done in your first relationship.
Speaker 1:So, starting off strong, oh wait, first is in Yossi Masalax. Look at him, tupacca, yeah, the look. How do you see these before it's Chewbacca? But like, as Tupacca has thug life, yes, thug life on his stomachs. Yeah, tupacca. Okay, yep, all right, All right. So starting off strong, I had a crush on a girl and after years of innocent flirting, I didn't know how to take the next step. So one day I texted her I love them, big old boobies of yours. Oh, and she matters out to me again and I love, look, okay, wait a minute. But like, why? Okay, can I actually I gotta say something because, okay, sounds like a story I'm not prepared for.
Speaker 1:Go ahead the first, not not like first boyfriend, but like the guy that I dated in high school who was like I considered like my actual first relationship, like we we actually had a real like connection type, view or anything. That was. The first thing that he said to me was that I had a big ass pair of titties, like on the bus. He has a freshman, he was a freshman and I was a sophomore, and he the first thing he said to me was like Dan, you guys have big titties. Because, like, by the way, in high school I had some big titties I like I really did, like I was so tight and then I was just like be booby duty over. That's what he said to me, and I had like a two and a half year relationship and then we were on and off for a really long time and so, like, complimenting someone on their tip was not necessarily about that way to go, because, like I know, I was like that's some balls right there, because like other, yeah, I was just kind of like okay, sir, you got so on ass for you to be able to fucking talk with me like that without thinking your shit's gonna get raw.
Speaker 1:So you know, one of the cringiest things that has ever happened to me and this is on Tinder, but like, so my name is Trobeca, but it's spelled Tri-Beca, t-r-i-b-e-c-c-a, and so I say a lot of people do, but anyways, pronounced, the wingling differing on the way it's spelled. Thanks, mom. So on Tinder, right, this was like years ago, but this guy we had matched and he sent me a message. Actually, I'm gonna start with the less cringy one first, because this one's just fucking crazy. So this guy sent me a message Very fine man and he said hey, I'm so, and so what's your name? And I'm like Trobeca. It's on my profile. Where did we my name on Tinder? Yeah, like Trobeca. He's like there's no way, that's your real name. I'm like why would I use a fake name up here and of everything, why would I choose Trobeca? And I'm like you know, as a state native.
Speaker 1:I've had other people at places that have worked with a name tag and my name tag clearly says Trobeca and they're like oh, is that your nickname? What would that be a nickname of? You know that's crazy because Do you get questions that work? Yes, I don't. That's why, when I go up to tables, I don't even tell them what my name is. I don't even tell them what my name is at all. Oh, you don't. No, I don't, unless they ask me. I don't Only because it will piss me off if they pronounce my name incorrectly.
Speaker 1:Or I've had people tell me my name is weird, which is fine, that's your opinion, but like I do that shit all the time. Like your name is Hannah, your name is very common. You're never going to hear anything like that I get. That's unique. That was weird. That's interesting. Where did your mom get that from? What was your mom thinking Like that's the best thing I could get? Nah, I do the ANNA a lot, but until we were nutting on, they will call me ANNA. That shit does piss me off. That one, right there. It's just like it is the same principle, right, if I went up to the table and I say try Becca, if I do introduce myself, because then people will pronounce it correctly and say Tribeca, but if I say my name is Tribeca, they automatically call me Rebecca and that's it. Pisses me to fuck off. Anyway, the other tender experience thing Doom messages name. Oh, I like your name. I would like to try Becca. Oh, you told me that. I told you that one Rangy shit dude. Yeah, fucking crazy. Okay, we got a few more left. And then we go. We go at the back editing.
Speaker 1:I wore a floor late leather jacket to our first date because the matrix was really cool at the time. Imagine this is a magic going on a date with someone and then we're in. I see the standing up and your choir Waiting for you all to leave. I see you All. Right, that's it. Our sets ruined. I can't see it. Oh yeah, they blacked me. When they woke up, how you doing? They used the very significant line of words. What are they are not significant. I'll say elegant words. We took a step. The world you know right now is not real. Welcome to the major. Still first day. Just see if you can. Oh, my little David is not for you. That's the type of person that's go follow you home. Okay, definitely I'll catch you when either. Yeah, that'd be some fucking crazy ass shit.
Speaker 1:I saw this video, oh, this woman one time and she was like she just had the camera up in her living room and was like just dancing, like doing TikTok dances or whatever, and then boom, all of a sudden from her back door and she's on second or third floor, like not first floor, that's easily. Oh, so this is a balcony, yeah, like stair, yeah, but she's inside her house. But all of a sudden, this little Mexican dude just walks through the back door and she don't know who he is and he just walks in her house and talking about we can be friends, I'm your friend Once you're a man. She's like sir, get out of my house. Like, please, get out of my house. Immediate chest cake, that's a meat through the glass and all, and that's immediate. You're out with dad, so we're walking on down. That's a great night. That's already.
Speaker 1:At first, I asked him questions. Later I'll bring out. How do you want to imagine that as like your? Your is like if it was a blind date, right? And he's just yeah, so and so, set me over here because we're supposed to be like on a date with each other. But okay, how'd you get up on my fucking balcony, sir? Yes, so how do you even get in my door? Like, oh, I help, why not go to the front door? Yeah, you fucking weirdo. How do you know that this one was my? About my apartment number? You fucking weirdo. That's not your way to go. I've been watching her. He was like oh, I mind that Delicious. Oh, she's there. She's doing talks right now. Now is my chance, this is my chance. Oh, that's. Oh, my God, we could be in need of those. That was it. Oh shit.
Speaker 1:He pointed out my boobs yesterday and then in the evening at the end of last night, I was like the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the and we'll listen to you on media. You got the information Iranian. Yeah, that's kind of my one in there. That was like, did he just not? Did he not raise her right? Like not in your area, right? And then, like I I had heard that somebody talked to him about like you, and then I want to do music. I was like no, I was like she real pretty, okay, I'm just saying yeah. So then we went in there because he was paying when many leads went in there and, um, you know, he didn't introduce me to this lady at all. Like he just started having a conversation with me and she just came up and like started in the conversation with us, but not once was he like oh, this is, this is so. So didn't even have that knowledge of fact that she was there when I was. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:We'll get on about Ravi probably in the next episode, but for now I think this episode is coming to a close. So this was episode two. Yeah, very fun. I hope the audio quality was decent, considering we had a whole mountain of shit in the microphones, with the microphones and probably just going to have to buy new microphones. Um, what's taxes? Come back because that's it.
Speaker 1:And rope, mine should be here by my birthday. Mine should be here ready. And then the one that happened. So, yeah, exactly, yeah. So, anyway, hopefully we're going to have new and better improved microphones and until then, you're doing a fan, fucking tastic job, mom, and keep your head up, yep. Oh, is there anything you want to add? Yes, y'all aren't going to think that's the job. Sometimes it seems like a struggle, but obviously, as you can see, we're having a great time. And then we've been going through it, actually through the past couple of weeks, because, like you know, it was going on. So obviously you're about it too. Just keep your heads up. Yes, yeah, we love you guys for jamming. Yep, we love y'all. We'll see you on the next episode. So yeah, everybody enjoy hop dip time. Thanks.